The fantasy of shower sex (hot and steamy) typically doesn't live up to its reality (damp and slippery, and maybe even a little dangerous). Like sex on the beach, shower sex sounds sexy in theory but is more often than not an uncomfortable and awkward experience.
"A lot of people see shower sex in the movies and think it looks great, but when they try it, they feel a bit let down," erotic film director Erika Lust of ERIKALUST says. "From personal experience and through directing sex scenes in my films, there are a couple of reasons as to why it may get a bad reputation. One, the setting isn’t right. The shower may not have any handles or anywhere to lean or grab, making it a bit awkward and restricting positions. Two, It’s too built up. It’s better to not have any expectations and go with the flow. Don’t get caught up on what it should look or be like. And three, foreplay is skipped. People can get too excited with all that’s going on around them that they skimp on foreplay. Foreplay is a really important step to build intimacy and excitement, and shouldn’t be skipped."
But still, all this yearning for toe-curling shower sex can't be all for nothing.
"Taking a shower together is a really intimate and sometimes vulnerable moment," Lust says. "Especially washing each other. And intimacy is hot. It’s also, for many, something new and exciting—there is something about the water, the skin-on-skin contact and the closeness that just makes shower sex so hot."
Maybe it won't be as seamless as movies make it out to be, but according to experts, shower sex can still be an orgasmic experience for some with the right preparation and positions.
How to have safe shower sex
Before you rub soap all over your partner's body as foreplay, intimacy expert Kiana Reeves says the biggest key in making any sexual experience enjoyable is communication and comfort with your partner(s). "You want to make sure you and your partner feel comfortable with a shower sex session, and it can even help to discuss beforehand any positions that would make you uncomfortable, along with any potential safety considerations," she says.
Also, if you're in need of birth control, Zach Zane, sex and relationships expert at Fun Factory, says IUDs and daily birth control medications are effective for birth control in the shower, and while condoms can indeed be effective too, "they are more likely to tear or break if you are not using silicone-based lube, so we highly recommend using silicone lube for shower sex."
Speaking of lube, Zane says what most people are doing wrong in the shower is not using any lube or using the wrong kind of lube. "Water is actually not a lubricant," he says. "Think about it; when you use water-based lube, it’s not just a bottle of water. There are other ingredients in there that make it more viscous and last longer. When having shower sex, you really need to use lube, and you should consider using silicone-based lube (or oil-based) lube because the shower water won’t wash those types of lubes off easily. Shower water will quickly wash away water-based lube." However, he notes that "oil-based lubes are not compatible with condoms."
Best positions for sex in the shower
Because you’re working in a tight space with less surface area to balance on, finding a good position can be awkward for most of us. "I’ve found it’s helpful to go into the experience with an exploratory mindset, so it gives you the freedom to try out different positions and explore what works and what doesn’t," Reeves says. "It’s totally normal for it to take a few positions or pleasure seshes to find one that feels 'right,' so going in with that mindset can help alleviate any awkwardness or self-consciousness you might feel. But it’s still normal for things to need some practice to work themselves out!"
No matter how you're positioning yourselves, Lust recommends using a non-slip mat, and to make use of shelves or handles to grab onto for extra stability. Also, "Use the shower head," she says. "Most of us are no stranger to using a shower head for pleasure; in fact it was probably a lot of peoples first sex toy. If possible, detach the shower head and use it to pleasure the other person and lightly tickle their genitals."
To help get you started, Lust suggests try standing. "It's simple but very enjoyable," she says. "Have one person lean against the shower wall while the other penetrates from behind. This is great because you can position the shower head to trickle water down the back."
If possible, she also suggests taking a seat. "Whether on the edge or on the shower floor, this will allow one person to straddle the other with minimal risk of slipping," Lust says. "Maybe position the shower head slightly away so it isn’t restricting anyones eyesight."
Finally, if you find that you can’t find a position that feels good for penetration, Reeves suggesting trying oral or hand sex.
Best toys to use when having sex in the shower
Toys can be another great way to experiment with shower sex. Zane recommends the BOOTIE RING, which is a butt plug connected to a cock ring. "I’d insert the toy before heading into the shower. And then, the cock ring portion of the toy will help you sustain an erection," he says. Additionally, he likes the B BALLS DUO, "a weighted butt plug that you can insert before having shower sex for additional pleasure."
For those into pegging, Lust suggests trying SHARELITE. "It is completely waterproof as it is made out of body-safe silicone," she says. "The beauty of SHARELITE, is that it is a harness-free dildo so there are no straps getting wet and potentially chafing." Another toy Lust recommends is Maya by Love Not War. "It is a recycled bullet that is 100% waterproof, with a tapered tip made for exploring," she says. "Since this toy is made of aluminum, it is great for temperature play too. The head unscrews and can be submerged in hot or cold water."