Drinks

I swear this drink is the only thing that has its shit together.

It's a good rhyme, but it doesn't actually mean anything.

In the words of my favorite bartender: Let's make drinks, not judgements.

It’s a vibrant, heady, sweet and fragrant beverage, best sipped while ice cold at the end of a meal.

Coffee. Chocolate. Coke. This customizable pick-me-up has everything you desire.

It’s a cynical marketing triumph, but also a fun alternative to other spirits.

Never trust a pilates instructor on TikTok pushing a Coke substitute.

Unfortunately, the longevity of your rum, whiskey, vodka, tequila, and mezcal is not indefinite.

Get sauced and fight scurvy with this wonderfully refreshing classic.

Behold: The no-fuss, no muss seltzer enhancer you didn't know you needed--jam.

We’ve been making whiskey for centuries. Over that period of time things have gotten ... complicated.

This simple pink drink tastes so good, it just might get you fired.

There are better options—even if you don't want to give up the convenience.

Like all good things, that really nice bottle of booze you’ve been saving for a special occasion can’t last forever.

This low-ABV drink option will let you go another round.

How did these smudges get there? I’ll never know, but they must be vanquished, disappeared, and banished from my sight.

Pepper jelly can be used to add sweetness and spice to an adult beverage.

Because it’s April, and winter needs to die already.

Let the cocktail world's hardest working background player take center stage.