Ross Johnson

What were they trying to say here?

It's the Fourth of July in America, and commies need not apply.

These flicks offer beautifully choreographed thrills and/or blow stuff up real good.

Slow cinema for a world that moves too damn fast.

Everyone watches TV with the subtitles on now anyway.

Netflix features some top-quality streaming options, from rom-coms to horror to prestige productions.

If you feel like you need a good cry, any of these will get the job done.

It's been a slow year at the box office, but the movies aren't the problem.

Doing it, and doing it, and doing it well.

You can call them daddy. In the normal way.

Remember when an air-conditioned theater was the perfect refuge from the blazing heat?

You're going to want to spring for the large popcorn.

Leaving the house is a sucker's game.

Why take a chance on a new movie when you could watch "The Fugitive" for the 12th time?

Don't read the Wikipedia page. Don't watch the trailer. Trust me on this.

We regret to inform you that your favorite straight movie is very, very gay.

Scream, queens, at some of the gayest horrors imaginable.

Be gay, do crimes, watch movies.

Why watch a feel good movie when you can watch a feel (incredibly) bad movie?

The aughts were longer ago than you think—but oh, so fetch.